Subject: Sexual Preparations
Content: I was just watching 1000 Ways to Die. The last way on tonights episode was a girl who liked working in her garden. A guy who had stuffed his bike shorts stopped by and she saw the bulge so she set up a date for drinks with him. She worried if she (a smaller woman) could handle his "size" so she looked for a veggie to practice on. She was walking while sucking on it and stepped on a hoe knocking it down her throat. Unable to remove it, she suffocated.
It got me wondering what others do to prepare for an expected sexual episodes with a new partner.
Ladies have you ever practiced on a veggie or a toy?
As for the guys, have you ever stuffed your shorts to appear more well endowed?
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