Subject: HELP!!!
Content: Someone send bail money. It seems that I've gotten into trouble for beating up that fat guy in the red suit. I say he had it coming to him. Think about all the times you were really good and yet he failed to deliver the one Christmas gift that you most desired. I only asked for 1 thing (er, ummm, I mean person) and he let me down again by failing to deliver her. Sheesh, you would think that he could have picked her up and dropped her off on his return trip north. If I ever get out of here, I gonna put exlax in his cookies next year.
Oh well, time to plan my escape. I hope everyone else got what they wanted for the Holidays.
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